just dudes drinking beer

2008-11-04T17:52:00.000-08:00

Little tidbit of information for all of you lushes and boozehounds. Pabst Blue Ribbon was the first beer in America to develop the six-pack. Yes, you heard me correctly. The first six-pack in the world was created by Pabst Blue Ribbon. Apparently they decided that six was the perfect weight to buy and take home with you. Once again, the blue ribbon has shown us all the way.

Some of Pabst's awards are:

1873 - Gold Medal - Philadelphia Centennial Exposition

1878 - Gold Medal - Paris World Fair

1893 - Blue Ribbon - Columbia Exposition

That last award is what afforded Pabst's its illustrious Blue Ribbon namesake. Now, as we start to prepare for drink and election viewing, let us all consider the wonder that is Pabst Blue Ribbon.

-DMC

I guess Fubar isn't just a movie...

2008-10-20T13:12:00.001-07:00

On saturday night as you might have expected, Dillon and I were drinking. Tonight was presumably a normal night except that it was Dillon's gay South African Godfathers' birthday. We skipped the dinner cuz we were broke but met up with him afterwards since he wanted us to go drinking with him. First we went to Bar Lubitsch. I was deeply saddened to find that Lubitsch, a classy establishment, did not have Budweiser. Dillon's gay South African Godfather then said he's going to take us to Fubar. In my head i was thinking "dude fucking awesome." So we walk a few blocks west from Lubitsch and come upon a place with a bunch of queens outside. Here we were at Fubar. fuckin' eh. Dillon's gay South African Godfather proceeds to pay for our admittance and the bouncer proceeds to stamp our hands. Upon entering there was smoke everywhere and a bunch of square looking dudes that apparently like to get their assholes penetrated. Typical (what i assume) gay music bumping and buff dudes along the wall in tighty whiteys. We approach the bar and ask for Budweiser. To our suprise the gay establishment carried our beer of choice. So we proceeded to stand against the wall awkwardly when a dude approached me and asked "enjoying the show?" I proceeded to say "nah dude" as I made my escape. We finally left and that was that. I hadn't thought to look at the stamp we received upon entering. I vaguely see that it says "you're gay." Finally we went back to Dillon's gay South African Godfathers' place and smoked a joint and listened to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon in its entirety.

FUBAR

2008-10-04T14:02:00.000-07:00

We've all heard that saying "living the american dream." Well whoever first stated the aforementioned quote was clearly referring to the lives of Terry and Dean (even though they're canadian and the whole movie is set in Canada.) The film consists of shotgunning, metal music, and fucking shit up with a dash of illegitimate children and testicular cancer. Some of you may not see the genius in this movie, you're also the same people that assume that monkeys will rule the world and humans will live in a subterranean layer and speak to each other telepathically.

level 18 warlock

2008-09-27T11:20:00.001-07:00

beer scepters and tattoo guns don't mix like two dicks and no bitch

2008-09-26T11:29:00.000-07:00

I am a firm believer in living without regret. well, thats what i believed before i encountered the terrible twosome alcohol and tattoo gun. When separate the two are quite amicable. However after having worked on leveling up our wizardry, and being amateurs in the field of tattooing...well you know where this is going. In short i am standing here with some superb tattoos. in addition to the two pictured, I also have a crooked smiley face, a swirly thing and a lady's initials.

mcgriddle tastes so good

2008-09-21T14:28:00.000-07:00

we ascended onto this earth to spread the gospel of brewery. yes, beer, the beautiful maiden that makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you wanna do bad things with friends, and will occasionally get you laid (by whom or what is questionable). through this process one will potentially realize that what our society calls alcoholism is more simply a kick-ass hobby.