beer scepters and tattoo guns don't mix like two dicks and no bitch

I am a firm believer in living without regret.  well, thats what i believed before i encountered the terrible twosome alcohol and tattoo gun.  When separate the two are quite amicable.  However after having worked on leveling up our wizardry, and being amateurs in the field of tattooing...well you know where this is going. In short i am standing here with some superb tattoos.  in addition to the two pictured, I also have a crooked smiley face, a swirly thing and a lady's initials.